USPS WEIGHING A VANITY ZIP CODE PROGRAM

December 15th, 2007

May 27, 2007 — Vanity ZIP codes could be a gold mine for the United States Postal Service.

Just days after upscale department store Sakes Fifth Avenue convinced the USPS to give it a vanity ZIP code for its shoe department, the always cash-strapped postal service said it was exploring the idea of using vanity ZIP codes as a way to generate additional income.

You can just imagine the legions of corporate marketing managers planning to adopt a ZIP+4 code for their businesses.

In a first for the USPS, the agency recently issued the vanity ZIP+4 code 10022-SHOE to Saks as a way for the retailer to brand its new women’s footwear salon opening this summer. If the test with Saks is successful, it could be rolled out as part of a nationwide program, a spokeswoman said.

Earlier this month, the USPS raised the price of a first-class stamp to 41 cents, the third time it has increased rates in five years.

If vanity ZIP codes are even half as popular as vanity license plates, the potential revenue impact for the USPS could be huge.

In New York alone, the possibilities are endless. Here are a few examples:

* St. Patrick’s Cathedral: 10022-PRAY

* Trump Tower: 10022-HAIR

* Mayor Bloomberg’s home: 10021-RICH

* Scores: 10001-NUDE

* Derek Jeter’s place: 10023-STUD

And finally -

* Daily News: 10023-LOST

FTC CHAIR WON’T RECUSE HERSELF

December 15th, 2007

December 15, 2007 — Federal Trade Commission Chairman Deborah Platt Majoras declined a request by privacy groups to sit out on the review of Google Inc.’s $3.1 billion purchase of DoubleClick Inc.

While Majoras’ husband is a partner at a law firm representing DoubleClick, government ethics rules don’t require her to recuse herself, Majoras said in a statement. She said there’s no conflict of interest because the firm, Jones Day, doesn’t represent DoubleClick before the FTC, but rather, the European Commission.

The Electronic Privacy Information Center and the Center for Digital Democracy asked Majoras to recuse herself from the review in a petition to the FTC this week.

Meanwhile, Google said it started a Web site that will compete with online encyclopedia Wikipedia, where users contribute and edit entries.

The site is called Knol, which stands for a unit of knowledge, the Mountain View, Calif.-based company said yesterday on its blog. Google invited a selected group of users to start testing the site this week.

Why do women fall for cads? It’s love at flirt sight, reckon scientists

December 15th, 2007

THEY are the cads in the cravats, the bad boys in black leather who woo women while the nice guy is still straightening his tie.

The sex appeal of the “bastard”, the men women hate to love but do so anyway, has been scrutinised by scientists, who reveal that even the worst antisocial behaviour can be camouflaged by the experienced flirt.

The subject has been discussed in the glossy pages of the likes of Cosmopolitan and Marie Claire, but has now been dissected in the New Scientist magazine, which reveals that the success of cads such as Terry Thomas and the lecherous Sid James can be put down to confident sexuality.

A new study has revealed that men who appeared the most flirtatious were rated as more attractive even if they were antisocial. This might explain the success of Jack Nicholson, the actor and serial seducer who when asked “Wanna dance?” by a young Minnie Driver replied: “Wrong verb.”

But there is a limit, according to the study, as it only works for women looking for a fling. Those looking for a longer-term relationship placed more importance on the men’s behaviour, it found. Dr Andy Clark, a psychologist at Bristol University who conducted the study with other experts, said: “Antisocial men can make up a lot of ground just by being flirtatious.”

The researchers decided most images used to gauge attractiveness were static, while people interact on meeting. They therefore decided to look at facial movements as a source of information about potential mates.

The team filmed 28 men as they talked, removed the soundtrack and made animations of each face, as well as standardising the shape.

The animations were randomly paired with a written, pro-social statement such as “I really enjoy helping old people” or antisocial ones such as “old people bore me”. Women were then asked to rate their attractiveness in the context of a fling or a long-term relationship.

In general, they were found to prefer the men who made pro-social comments. For those more interested in a fling, however, the men who appeared most flirtatious were rated as more attractive. This was the case even if they were paired with an antisocial statement. Dr Clark said a flirtatious man shows vigour and social confidence, both of which suggest he may have good genes. It might also show they were more interested in sex, he said, and this is one reason why women who want a short-term relationship might pay more attention to flirting.

He said: “I don’t think women like bastards. I think antisocial men who behave flirtatiously are either fooling women into thinking they are not so bad, or they’re actually demonstrating that they are not so bad.”

This, however, was contradicted by Tigress Luv, author of Why Women Love Bastards, who yesterday said: “It’s not the ‘bastard’, but the character of such. Women feel more safe and more feminine around him. The more she feels like a ‘woman’ when she is around him, the more attracted she is to him.

“The ‘bastard’ in my book is not really a bastard. And it has nothing to do with ‘bad boys’ or ‘confidence’. He is just in touch with his real manhood - something men have lost touch with in today’s society.” WHO’S WHO IN LOTHARIO LAND

Jack Nicholson: Despite turning 70, he has been notorious for his inability to “settle down” and has secured a place in Maxim magazine’s “Top 10 Living Legends of Sex”. He has allegedly slept with 2,000 women. He has five children by four different women, but was married only once. A literary fellow, when asked to dance by actress Minnie Driver, he replied: “Wrong verb.”

Calum Best: Perhaps the most successful “cad” of today. Mr Best, in spite of a rapidly receding hairline, is threatening to top his late father’s conquests after whittling his bedpost to kindling with notches recording visits from the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Rebecca Loos and Caprice.

Sid James: The comic actor often portrayed lecherous oafs in the Carry On films - hardly a stretch for a man whose love of seducing women was second only to his passion for gambling. His obsession with Barbara Windsor led to him returning home to find that her husband of the time, Ronnie Knight, had put an axe in his floor.